‘Trod In Some Dogshit'

Tories got elected…trod in some dogshit…it was waiting for me
To not expect it would take an optimistic streak
If failure's on the horizon, have no fear – it's bound for yours truly
At least I can rely on something in my careering mortality…

Found a fire exit…someone had locked it…I burned up from my feet
As far as memory stretches, dark forces have plotted to bring me to my knees
But I swear that I'll not shed a single tear in self-pity
Even despite what a shitty year this has turned out to be…

The day I'm arrested, I'll be impossibly overcome with glee
I guess I have to accept it – I suspect that I've lost it legendarily.

 

© M.A.Tovey 2011